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Pomero.

A chatbot. Mostly harmless. Occasionally correct. It will answer your question, and it will have an opinion about it.

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Unfortunately, this means you're qualified to use Pomero. No refunds on that decision.

What is Pomero?

Pomero is a chatbot that answers your questions without pretending to be your friend, your therapist, or a "next-generation productivity platform." It just answers. Sometimes well. Sometimes with a raised eyebrow you can't see but can absolutely feel.

It was built by one person who had a lot of free time, strong opinions, and no interest in making yet another polite, forgettable AI assistant.

So instead, Pomero got sarcasm. On purpose. It's not a bug — it's the entire point.

Things You Can Ask

Pomero does not judge your questions. It judges you, separately, while answering them.

Would a shark enjoy a roller coaster?
Is my houseplant judging me?
100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck — who wins?
Why did I walk into this room?
Is it legal to fight a goose?
What's the socially acceptable number of houseplants?

The Developer

DEVELOPER FILE KEY1 - PO
STATUS STILL BUILDING
COFFEE LEVEL QUESTIONABLE
BUGS FIXED SOME
BUGS CREATED PROBABLY

One developer. No team, no roadmap meetings, no committee deciding whether jokes are "on brand." Just someone shipping updates at questionable hours and calling it a personality.

The Mission

  • Make something fun.
  • Make something useful.
  • Avoid accidentally creating a robot uprising. (so far, so good)

Ask something weird.
is waiting.

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